Jokes sms on Altaf Hussain Bhai – MQM – Rehman Malik by ZulfiLeaks:

 

Breaking News:

Sindh main barish aur selaab ki zimedar MQM hai.

Badal London se bheje gaey thay.

 

Dr. Zulfiqar Mirza ka latest bayan from ZulfiLeaks.

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Altaf Hussain ki BV Altaf Hussain se:

Tum aaj Namaz parhnay nahe gaye???

 

Altaf Bhai: Main ja raha tha,

Rastay main “Zulfiqar Mirza” nazar agaye, maira Wazoo toot geya.

 

BV: “Zulfiqar Mirza” ko dekhne se Wazoo kese toota???

 

Altaf Hussain: Mera Peshab Nikal gaya tha!!!

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The way to live in Karachi,

I’m pathan, my name is Altaf Hussain,

I speak Sindhi and live in Baloch Colony with my Punjabi Family. ;-(

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