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Hina Rabbani Khar jokes on War on Terror:

“Americans insist Osama’s burial at sea is a Muslim tradition.”

5 Minutes later.

“Americans admits to confusing Muslims with Vikings”

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Going to war over religion is basically killing one another to see who’s got the better imaginary friend…

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British soldiers, avoid being shot at by your American comrades simply by growing a beard and dressing like the Taliban.

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Do you think airport security would be more effective if they looked for explosive devices, rather than bottles of water?

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Americans are pulling out of Iraq after the British death toll rises over 100. They now understand that you can’t respawn.

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BBC News – Zawahiri ‘becomes Al-Qaeda chief’

Note to Americans, check his house first.

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News: ‘Suicide Bomber Kills One.’

I presume that there was nobody around then?

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After two years of training with the Army, I’m off to Afghanistan to fight in the war.

Bombs dropping, constant gunfire and a bunch of hostile Muslims and Arabs in my sight…

As I leave Birmingham International Airport.

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Breaking News: Soldier killed in war.

I did not see that coming…

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What’s Osama Bin Laden’s favorite make of trainers?

Jihadidas.