Altaf Hussain Funny sms:

Joke of the year:

 

“Main mulk (country) ki khatir 100 baar marnay k leay tayyar hon,

Lekin Pakistan nahe aa sakta mairy jaan ko khatra hai.”

Altaf Hussain. ;)

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MQM Funny jokes sms:

 

Aik heejra burka pehan kr 1 admi ko be-waqoof bana raha tha.

k main larki hon…

 

Admi jab us ka burka uthaney laga to heejre ne gana gaya…

 

“Burkay main rehnay do Burka na uthao”

Burka jo uth geya to raaz khul jaey ga…

To admi ne kaha …

Aray Altaf Bhai aap??? ;-)

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Yaar Zulfiqar Mirza nay to sab bata deya???

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Par yeah nahe bataya k

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kis nay kaha tha k PEPSI 65 ke kar do???

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Mirza: Hello Rehman Malik, “Eid Mubarak” keya kar rahay ho???

 

Rehman Malik: Yaar qurbani kar rha hoon, “Bakra Eid Mubarak”

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Sala paidaishi jhoota hai… ;)

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British singer Altaf Michael ka new album “burqay main rehnay do” release ho geya hai, aaj he qaribi sector office say naam lay kar talab karain…

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IFFA awards nominees are

Mika singh: Song: dhinka chika dhinka chika

 

Sonu Nigam:: Song: All is well

 

Sunidhi Chohan: Song: Sheela ki jawani

 

And the winner is

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Altaf Hussain

Song: parday main rehnay do parda na uthao…

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After the inspiring performance of Mr. Altaf Hussain,

Nargis & Deedar have decided to join

MQM

Mujra Qaumi Movement

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