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Funniest Thanksgiving jokes ever:

This year, I’m going to join our American cousins and celebrate Thanksgiving the old fashioned way. By which I mean I’m going to invite all my neighbours round for an enormous feast, kill them all and then take their land.

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I’ve just worked out what this Thanksgiving malarky is all about.

Another Turkey dinner.

Can’t fucking help themselves can they?

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The day after Thanksgiving in America is traditionally ‘Black Friday’. They have something similar here in Bradford.

Its called Paki everyday.

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The worst thing about celebrating thanksgiving has got to be being American.

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Thanks giving, the time of year when Turkeys fatten Americans up for Christmas!

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‘Bernard Matthews dies on US Thanksgiving’

It must be confusing for all the Turkeys out there. Do they celebrate or grieve?

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When the pilgrims landed, if they had shot a cat instead of a Turkey, would Americans be eating pussy for Thanksgiving?

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Its good to see that our American cousins have done their bit to share the Thanksgiving spirit with us Brits by posting a few Turkey on here tonight.

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Thursday is Thanksgiving, when Americans celebrate having enough food on their plates all year round.

It’s not so much a cause for thanks as a fucking miracle.