Mairay sms k charchay jahan main honey lagay... log meray dewanay honay lagay... Khushnaseeb ho tum jo tumhain mera sms mila... Jisay nahe mila wo mobile patak patak...
Pathan v/s Punjabi sms
Joke Of The Day 1 Pathan Punjabi se: aisa kon sa station ha jahan Train nahe rukti? Punjabi: Aisa ko station nahe ha. Pathan: Ha na! Punjabi: Acha? Konsa...
Makrion K Jaalay
Quote Of The Day "Apnay gharon se "Makrion k Jaalay" saaf kartay raha karo, Keon k yeah Muflisi aur Nadaari ka ba'is hotay hain" (Hazrat Ali...
SAF Games
SAF games main 100 meter race k doran Gold Medal lenay wali Nasim Hameed Pehli Pakistani Girl hy... Jissay bhagnay pr Izzat mili......
Kutta sms
"Daulat ke peeche aisay Bhaago jaisay kutta haddi k peechay bhagta hai... (Uncle .... Wohi waalay) Samajh to aap gaye hon gay :-) zardari sms, zardari jokes, zardari sms...
New Mairred Couple
New married couple of Sardar and Sardarni Sardarni: Hamari Shadi ko 24 Ghantay ho chuke hain.... Sardar: Aur aisa lagta ha jese kal ki baat...
Sardar sms Joke
Question: what will a Sardar do after taking photocopies? Answer: He will compare it with the orignals for Spelling...
Question Of The Day
aik badsha ka vazeer ghlti karta hai. to badsha usay mout ki saza deta hai. vazeer ko aik kamray main band kar k usay ek kabotar...
Smoking sms
Phir ek cigarette jala raha hoon Phir ek teeli bujha raha hoon Teri nazar me ye mashgla hy Mian to tera wada bhula raha hoon. Samjhna mat isko meri...
Karo sms
Sheikh saab Hajj pe gaye aur dua mangne lagay... "Ya Allah mere saray gunnah muaf kar day!!! Ya Phir maira 2 Laakh wapis kar...
Pyasa Crow
Once din he was pyasa He finding pani But pani was kahin nahin. He guzra from jungle He was dekha one gharra :-) Magar pani was thora He socha aik plan He...
Decent sms
"The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will...
