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Hillary And Obama Jokes

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

Hillary, Obama and Edwards walk into a bar. The bartender says, what will you have?

Hillary ducks out to call her advisors. Edwards looks around the bar at the people and says, “I will have what all of them are having.

” Obama looks deeply into the bartender’s eyes and says, “just give me the usual.

” The barrtender smiles, sensing immediately what he wants.

Hillary comes back and orders a Diet Coke. While they are drinking, a kangaroo comes in and orders a pint of beer. The bartender, thinking he is an easy mark, says that will be 20 dollars. “And by the way,” the bartender adds, “we don’t get many kangaroos in here.

” The kangaroo answers, “at 20 dollars a pint, it’s no wonder.” Hillary goes out to call her advisors again. She comes back. “Give me what the kangaroo is having.”

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