Kate Middleton: and are you sure you love me and no one else?
Prince William: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday…
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Prince William: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me?
Kate Middleton: I think he did, I’ve still got mine with me!
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Prince Charles: your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Prince Williams: That’s why I say she’s no good!
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So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her “Wanna have sex?”
“No.” She answered.
I said, “Is that your final answer?”
“Yes.” She replied.
So I said, “I’d like to phone a friend.
That’s the last thing I remember…
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