Short Wedding Jokes:
Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence … (a life sentence)
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus – engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take: the husband gives and the wife takes.
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A woman was telling her friend, “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, “A billionaire.”
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There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels. Her explanation – “If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.”
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time!
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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage license?
Wife to husband: I’m looking for a loophole.
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Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Well, it’s the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
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Marriage – an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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