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Halloween Jokes sms 2011:

I love Halloween. It’s the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it.

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My mate said to me today he was having a Halloween party and he asked me if I’d come.

I said I’d go as Maddie McCann, which I suppose was nicer than saying I wasn’t gonna fucking show up.

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For Halloween I’m going to wear a Pacman suit and chase Muslim women in burkas around the town centre.

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I won’t be getting any trick or treaters this Halloween.

I’ve boarded up my windows and spray painted “paedo scum” on my front door.

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I’m ready for Halloween. My Gary Glitter costume came this morning…

It’s a bit small though, looks like its for fucking kids!

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The doorbell rang one Halloween and when I answered it, there was a little boy dressed as the Predator stood there with his dad.

“And who are you?” I asked as I bent down to give him a sweet.

“He’s a child Predator,” said his dad.

“What a coincidence,” I thought.

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I won first prize at the Halloween party for best costume which was male genitalia.

I never even entered. I just went to pick my wife up and forgot to take off my bluetooth headset.

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I save a lot of petrol this time of year…

First there’s Halloween, where I get free home delivery.

Then I just wait till bonfire night to dispose of the bodies.

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