Funny oxymoron jokes sms:

I saw this posted by some yank: “I was explaining to my students that an oxymoron is figure of speech that combines two contradictory terms. I used the term ‘Great Britain’ as an example and they all clearly understood.”

 

The funniest thing about this joke is the fact that he expects us to believe that a class full of fat, lazy, inbred retards would understand the words ‘combine’ and ‘contradictory’.

 

Here is an Oxymoron for you: ‘White House’.