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A woman was out golfing and hit the ball in the woods

she went looking for it and found a frog in a trap.

Frog:

If you release me, I’ll grant you three wishes.

She releases…

Frog but there’s a condition

your husband will get 10 times of it!

Girl:

I want to be most beautiful woman.

Frog:

This will make your hubby most handsome.

Girl:

Its OK, as i will be the most beautiful woman.

2nd wish:

I want to be richest woman in the World.

Frog:

That will make your husband richest in the World.

Girl:

It’s OK, because whats mine is his and whats his is mine.

3rd Wish:

I want minor heart attack.

Moral:

Women are clever, don’t mess with them.

Attention:

Females reader:

End of good joke for you, stop and continue feeling good…

Male readers scroll down:

Man had a heart attack 10 times milder than his wife

Moral:

Women are really not as smart as they think, they are…

If you are a woman and still reading,

it shows women never listen.

haha…ha

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