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chuck norris joke

1. Some people wear superman pajamas But Superman wears chuck norris pajamas.

2. Chuck Norris never have a HEART ATTACK. His heart is not foolish enough to ATTACK HIM

3. When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet  for Chuck Norris.

4. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, it decendants  are known as Girrafe.

5. Chuck Norris discovered Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous  secret recipe, with the eleven hurbs  and spices. Nut nobody never mention the twelvth ingredient i.e. FEAR….

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