Very Funny Short Google Jokes 2011:

Best line written in a Mosque:

“Always believe in God, because there are some questions in grave that cannot be answered by Google”

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“Has anyone thought to type Maddie into Google Earth?”

 

Yeah, turns out dead people don’t show up.

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Nothing says almost caught masturbating like having you mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage.

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Underage girl, sucking on daddy’s cock, gets jizzed on all over he…

Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was a google image search.

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Whatever happened to yahoo?

Think I’ll google it.

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I wonder if Google realize that 75% of their traffic is made up of people using them as their emergency non-porn tab.

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I was just looking at my house on Google Streetview and I saw my wife through the window in the front room, shagging the milkman.

It was only after I’d bludgeoned her to death that I realized that the image was two years old.

When I used to be a milkman.

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The most searched word on google – Porn.

The second most searched word on google – Pron.

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I’m glad to see that Google have not forgotten the issue of third world famine with their logo today; an Ethiopian family portrait.

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I’ve adopted a black kid and named him “Google”.

 

I mean, it makes sense, he is going to get searched constantly anyway.

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