Steve Jobs jokes and iPhone 4S jokes 2011:
So Steve Jobs‘s fix for the new iPhone‘s signal problem is to “just avoid holding it in that way.”
I have a better fix which has worked for me and all my mates, and I’ll share for free. For this to work you’ll need a credit card.
1- Hold the credit card by any of its corners.
2- Put it in your pocket.
3- Don’t pay £500 for a handheld device you can’t fucking hold.
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Steve Jobs isn’t really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.
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Steve Jobs has announced that if you purchase a new iPhone 4S, they will throw in a free Blackberry 9700 so you can make a call.
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You can bet Steve Job‘s funeral won’t be a flash affair.
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they say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn’t got a Flash player installed.
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Steve Jobs‘ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.
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RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs.
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Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his iPad to comfort him, I’ve decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain.
But only Flash.
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An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Didn’t do Steve Jobs any fucking good though, did it?
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