Royal Wedding Kate Middleton and Prince William Jokes:
Kate Middleton has said she is devastated she never got to meet Diana.
Not long now, mate.
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So, Kate Middleton and Prince William are finally engaged and soon to be married. Everyone seems pretty happy, apart from Diana, who is said to be crushed.
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Bit strange that Kate Middleton and Prince William are to be married in Westminster Abbey. Or Westminster Santander as it’s known these days.
I’ve lost interest already.
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So Prince Williams girlfriend has her finger in Princess Diana’s ring. Did they make the same fuss when will Carling did the same?
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Kate goes up to the Queen and says Ma’am, every time I suck William’s dick. I get acid indigestion.
The Queen replies “Have you tried ‘Andrews’?
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Updated Royal Wedding Jokes:
What have Dodi Fayed and Kate Middleton got in common?
They’ve both had their finger in Diana’s ring 
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On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realized she had forgotten to get any shoes. Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sofia for the day.
Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sofia’s feet were in agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say “God, that was tight.
“There,” whispered the Queen. “I told you she was a virgin.”
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. “Right. Now for other one.” Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said “My God. That was even tighter.”
“That’s my boy,” said the Duke. “Once a sailor, always a sailor.”
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