Justin Bieber Chestnuts Jokes:
Lady Gaga should just lend Justin Bieber her balls…
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You wake up and find Jeo McElderry and JLS in bed with you.
You have a gun under your pillow.
It only has one bullet. Who do you shoot first?
Hopefully you shoot yourself because you must be Justin Bieber.
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Apparently Justin Bieber hit a 12 year old kid.
That’s the closest he’ll ever get to hitting puberty.
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Justin Bieber has said, “I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation but people just don’t understand me.”
By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, “I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation so I killed myself.”
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So the new Justin Bieber movie is rated a 12.
That’s gonna be embarrassing, not getting into your own film.
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Justin Bieber’s new album ‘My World 2.0′ came out last week.
Also coming out: Any males who buy it.
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Apparently Justin Bieber wants a BMW for his birthday.
Or Usher dick as it is more commonly known as.
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Just asked my barber for a Justin Bieber haircut.
Fucking twat just shaved my pubes off.
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What’s the difference between Rob Green and Justin Bieber?
Rob Green knows how to drop his balls.
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some legends say we must sacrifice Justin Bieber to appease the volcano.
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