Joke of the day
A Nurse’s Prayer
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009I dedicate myself to thee,
0 Lord, my God, this work I undertake
Alone in thy great name, and for thy sake.
In ministering to suffering I would learn
The sympathy that in thy heart did burn.
Take, then, mine eyes, and teach them to perceive
The ablest way each sick one to relieve.
Guide thou my hands, that e’en their touch [...]
Place Your Healing Touch In My Hands
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009Help me as I care
for my patients today,
Be there with me,
O Lord, I pray
Make my words kind
–it means so much–
And in my hands place
Your healing touch
Let your love shine
through all that I do,
So those in need
may hear and feel You.
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I’m Sorry In Advance
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009Your beds not made today
But I have a patient here
Whose chest pain
won’t go away
I’m sorry in advance
You’re not happy with your meal
Dietary does try hard sir,
To give it some appeal
I’m sorry in advance
Your morning pills are late
I’ve a patient climbing out of bed
That I must try to sedate
I’m sorry in advance
Your mattress isn’t soft
We do [...]
Survivor Psalm
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009I have been victimized.
I was in a fight that was
not a fair fight.
I did not ask for the fight.
I lost.
There is no shame in losing
such fights, only in winning.
I have reached the stage of
survivor and am no longer a
slave of victim status.
I look back with sadness
rather than hate.
I look forward with hope
rather than despair.
I may [...]
Nurse Prayer
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009Dear Lord, Grant me the Serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
and the Wisdom
to hide the bodies of those Doctors
I had to kill because they pushed me too far….
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What is a Nurse?
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009If you must get sick, a Nurse is the nicest thing that can happen to you.
Nurse come in all sizes, shapes, colors and ages.
Efficiently cheerful, they will rustle past you many times a day.
When Hercules cleaned the Augean Stables, he set a standard which the Nurse surpasses each day.
Buoyed by an immense sympathy for [...]
