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Flood in Punjab, Haryana: Villagers stranded without medical help.

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Ambala: As floodwaters slowly recede in Haryana and Punjab, more than 100 villages are still marooned. Among the stranded villagers is Darshan Lal whose home in Nagaal is inundated. Lal has been desperate to take his ailing son to the hospital for three days but it was not until today. He could find a relief [...]

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sms personal

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

free sms, sms personal, personal, sms text, claro sms, claro, send sms, google sms, sms messages, sms message, sms special Diference between horror and beeauty… * A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep butt horror is when it hugs you back. *

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lakers celtics joke

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

lakers, celtics, lakers celtics, celtics lakers, sports joke, funny joke of sports, nba finals, nba, nba latest lakers celtics joke Celtics reserves Marquis Daniels has paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to have a miniature replica of his head made out of DIAMONDS. Perhaps the league minimum is a bit too high.

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Sardar Ki Wife

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Sardar Ki wife Romantic Mood main Poory Bed PeBazu Aur Tangain Phela Kar Lait Kr Boli KUCH SAMJHE??? Sardar: Han KAMEENI…. Tu Bed Pr Akeli Sona Chahti Hai Na…??

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A Nurse’s Prayer

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

I dedicate myself to thee, 0 Lord, my God, this work I undertake Alone in thy great name, and for thy sake. In ministering to suffering I would learn The sympathy that in thy heart did burn. Take, then, mine eyes, and teach them to perceive The ablest way each sick one to relieve. Guide [...]

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Place Your Healing Touch In My Hands

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Help me as I care for my patients today, Be there with me, O Lord, I pray Make my words kind –it means so much– And in my hands place Your healing touch Let your love shine through all that I do, So those in need may hear and feel You.

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