Obama jokes
Hillary And Obama Jokes
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009Hillary, Obama and Edwards walk into a bar. The bartender says, what will you have?
Hillary ducks out to call her advisors. Edwards looks around the bar at the people and says, “I will have what all of them are having.
” Obama looks deeply into the bartender’s eyes and says, “just give me the usual.
” The [...]
Obama McCain & Hillary Clinton
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your [...]
Barack Obama
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you:
‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barack Obama?’
6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
7. Feel better?
GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi.
Sphere: [...]
Malia Obama Pictures Collection
Sunday, October 25th, 2009We’ve got a great President. Look at the family! Thats the all-American family.
WASHINGTON – OCTOBER 11: (L-R) President Barack Obama, daughter Sasha Obama, first lady Michelle Obama, and daughter Malia Obama walk across Pennsylvania Avenue as they return from a morning service at St. John’s Episcopal Church October 11, 2009 in Washington, DC. Thousands of [...]
Beer Is Better Than Obama
Sunday, April 19th, 2009“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” –Benjamin Franklin
Beer is better than Obama because soldiers like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because sailors like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because marines like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t come from Madrassas.
Beer is better than Obama because you [...]
POLITICAL JOKES
Saturday, March 7th, 2009 What do George Bush’s wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president.
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