Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription. This post was submitted by SmilingFACE.
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Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When I saw your name next to mine, In our wedding card, I felt blessed. When I saw you smile, Seeing me in the traditional bride groom dress, I felt teased. When I held your hand, During the marriage rituals, I felt responsible. When you entered my lonely bachelor life, And changed it into a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE – When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. LOVE – When intercourse is called “making love.” LUST – When intercourse is called “screwing.” MARRIAGE – When intercourse is a town in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Husband & Wife – Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.” “But why ?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.” The judge asked, “How do you know ?” She replied, “My lord, not a single child resembles […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If I Am Get In Married Tomorrow.. Today U Walk Sometime With My Fiancé, What Would U Like To Tell Him About Me?? Send This Message To Ur Friends & Get Funny Reply.. But Reply Me First..!! This post was submitted by SmilingFACE.
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