Lawyer jokes
Joke Of The Day
Friday, May 29th, 2009These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
now published by
court reporters – who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: How old is [...]
Lawyer Jokes
Friday, May 29th, 2009A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
“Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!” he whined.
“You lawyers are so materialistic, you [...]
