Man at medical store: I need poison! Chemist: I can’t sell u that. Man showed his Nikah Nama. Chemist: Oh, sorry! I Didn’t knw u hav a prescription . This post was submitted by Tayyab.
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Honey Mooners jokes: A salesman was given a hotel room next to one occupied by honeymooners. The walls were thin, and the sounds of sustained sexual frenzy poured through. Finally the salesman could stand it no longer. He poured on the walls, yelling, “Knock it off, there’s other people trying to get some sleep.” From […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A women came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place, “she began, “the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20.” “How about the ones like mine?” asked her husband. “Those they gave away,” […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they con’s see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. Honey, she signs, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast, “you aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer?” “I was […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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