Husband & wife

Husband Wife Joke

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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Email Jokes

1Admi ne Hotel k Room me Computer dekha to socha k B.V ko mail kr dun
Usne mail Galat Address py Send krdi
Jis orat ko mail mili wo Apne Shohar ko Dafna k i thi
Parhte hi Be-Hosh hogai
usme likha tha: Begum,Me Kheriat se Pohach Gya hon
Yahan Net ki Sahulat Mojod he
Jald hi Tumhe b Bulwa longa
INSHA-ALLAH.

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Wife To Husband

Wife to Husband: Tumhein Pyar kerna Nahi aata..
Husband: to Kya Ye 3 Bache internet se download kiye hain?

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I Got Married

1st Man: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking,
Cleaning Home & Washing Clothes.
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2nd Man: Amazing….
I Got Divorced For The Same Reason.

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Bechara Mard

=Bechara Mard=
Mard Agr Aurat Pr Hath Uthai To Zalim,
Agr Aurat Say Pit Jaye To Buzdil.
Aurat K Aagy Chalay To Firoun,
Peeche Chale To Joru ka ghulam.
Bachon ko dantay To Jabir,
Na Dantay To Laperwah
Ghar se bahir rahy to Awara, Agar ghar mai rahy to Nakaara,
Aurat Ko job Say Rokay To Daqianoos,
Na Rokay To Aurat Ki Kamai [...]

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Wedding Anniversary

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his [...]

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