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Happy Thanksgiving Day: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes sms 2011: It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother how everything went. “Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Funniest jokes ever: Possibly the funniest eBay feedback ever: “Bought item for cousin who had cancer, item never arrived and cousin died.” —– I’ve written the funniest joke ever about Bono’s death. The only problem is that it makes no sense at the moment because the cunt is still alive. I’m quite prepared to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Funny oxymoron jokes sms: I saw this posted by some yank: “I was explaining to my students that an oxymoron is figure of speech that combines two contradictory terms. I used the term ‘Great Britain’ as an example and they all clearly understood.” The funniest thing about this joke is the fact that he […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Funny Oxymoron jokes sms: I was out on a drive with the wife when she spotted a cow in a field and said, “look at that cow, it’s pretty ugly.” I said, “that’s an oxymoron.” She replied, “you’re the fucking moron, it’s a cow!” — What’s an oxymoron? Black people. — “It’s not […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Usay kaha B tha K “tumhari shalwar phati hai “=FARAZ=” Ab kehta hai, “HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTi HAi..”
Allah walayo! . . . . . . . ” . . . . . . . . . . . ” . . . . . . . . . . . kairay pasay tor pe O?
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