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Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas
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A dog ate him in the hall !
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Tuesday, December 15th, 2009Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
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Very Happy Christmas
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009Remember the good old days we spent
Snowballs, your face, and the gifts.
Laughter, tid-bits
Those long hours waiting for Santa,
And the gifts He left for us
Merry-making, friends, and the Church
Remembering the good old days, and an old friend like you
In the best of spirit
And wish you a very happy Christmas!
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