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Merry Christmas

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

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Christmas Dinner Jokes

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey – he’s always [...]

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Christmas Party Jokes

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow !
What party game did Jekyll like best ?
Hyde and Seek !
Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone ?
A dog ate him in the hall !
What would you do if you saw Dracula, [...]

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Christmas Funny Jokes

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What’s Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being [...]

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Christmas Day Jokes

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
What did one Angel say to the other ?
Halo there !
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?
“A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” !
What do elephants sing at Christmas ?
No-elephants, no elephants !
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?
Best vicious of the season
What [...]

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Very Happy Christmas

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Remember the good old days we spent
Snowballs, your face, and the gifts.
Laughter, tid-bits
Those long hours waiting for Santa,
And the gifts He left for us
Merry-making, friends, and the Church
Remembering the good old days, and an old friend like you
In the best of spirit
And wish you a very happy Christmas!

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