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Christmas jokes sms collection: A priest and a nun were traveling through the desert when there camel died suddenly. Alone and in the middle of nowhere they decided to sit and wait for help to come. During the night they talked about stories of there life and what they had and hadn’t done with their […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Funniest Thanksgiving jokes ever: This year, I’m going to join our American cousins and celebrate Thanksgiving the old fashioned way. By which I mean I’m going to invite all my neighbours round for an enormous feast, kill them all and then take their land. —– I’ve just worked out what this Thanksgiving malarky is all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Christmas Rabbi and Priest Jokes: A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest’s collar and says, ‘So you’re a priest. I’m a rabbi. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Christmas Jokes 2011 funny sms message: Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick commit suicide? Let’s see now: No beer, No bars, No radio, No television, No playboy or Penthouse, No teasers, No cricket, No rugby, No football, No basketball, No baseball, No glof, No dancing, No music, No bikinis on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Christmas 2011 Jokes mobile phone text sms message: When I was putting my Christmas lights up this morning I wasn’t sure if it would offend my Non-Christian neighbors… So to be sure I painted a massive swastika on my garage door too. — Just Think: The old homeless guy who sits outside my local […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One Good Friday a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me,” said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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