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Merry Christmas
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010() ”’*() (….’o’.) Hmm….. () “‘* () (.’o’….) Where are you? ()*”’ () (……..) where? () ””*() (.’o-…).”) Ah..! There u r… just want to say Merry Christmas
Christmas Dinner Jokes
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake Tarzipan ! Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else ! What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours ! Who is never hungry at [...]
Christmas Party Jokes
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009What did the guest sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party ? Freeze a jolly fellow ! What party game did Jekyll like best ? Hyde and Seek ! Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone ? A dog ate him in the hall ! What would [...]
Christmas Funny Jokes
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! What’s Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia ! What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I’ll never part with it [...]
Christmas Day Jokes
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009Knock Knock Who’s there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas ! What did one Angel say to the other ? Halo there ! How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? “A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” ! What do elephants sing at Christmas ? No-elephants, no elephants ! What does [...]
Very Happy Christmas
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009Remember the good old days we spent Snowballs, your face, and the gifts. Laughter, tid-bits Those long hours waiting for Santa, And the gifts He left for us Merry-making, friends, and the Church Remembering the good old days, and an old friend like you In the best of spirit And wish you a very happy [...]