A lesbian goes to her doctor for her annual physical. After the doctor completes the physical test, she says; You can get dressed now, your test results will be back in a two days. Stop by my office and I will review the reports I just gave you.

When the patient gets to the office again, the doctor says Well you seem to be in perfect health. I could not find a thing wrong in my examination. Furthermore I’d like to compliment you on your excellent personal hygiene.

I have hundreds of patients and I can not think of a one of them who keeps her genital area so clean and fresh.

The patient says Well there is a perfectly good reason for that!!! you see I have a woman in at least 3 times a week.